Random Shite :D
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Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans
darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands
‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“
“NO”
i cant control my hand suddenly
Everyone has seen this post, right? Right?
(via injuries-in-dust)
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Sweet like Cherry – Chapter 3
Miles Quaritch x female human reader
Words: 5.1k
Summary: Miles has a secret admirer and apparently, she has a thing for photography.
Warnings: explicit smut, conflicted emotions, mentions of murder, dirty talk, praise & degradation, vaginal fingering, clit slapping, begging, virgin reader, obsession, authority kink, power play
Notes: if this reads like a I’m a villain fucker it’s because I am
I’m reblogging this for reasons.
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stop saying “gen z brought back bush-era purity politics” i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren’t saying that you’re a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged
Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It’s fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn’t healthy.
I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this
I walked in on my parents fucking once, I quietly closed the door got some water and watched cartoon network till I fell back asleep. Yall are pussies.
definitely the best way to not traumatize your kids and set them up for a normal view on sexuality is to not only actively hide the fact that sometimes adults have sex and it’s cool and normal, but to actually make them the reason you can’t have sex with someone you love any more without 3 week’s notice, that’ll be a great environment to learn about the subject
Of course, you can also… and hear me out…
Just yeah, you know. ^
(via nildespirandum)
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dude…. these 🤨 sunglasses
YOU MEAN I CAN BE PLASTIC MAN!!!!!!
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no because concept miguel is such a cutie
Gettin Dean vibes.
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“In the Dark”
DCU AU - Chapter 3
Characters: reader, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne
Posted: June 15th
WARNINGS: smut, sex, no under 18
Like, Comments, & Reblogs are always appreciated and loved.
**Please Do Not Repost or ‘Fix’ My Work**
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You didn’t like rich society, the high and mighty, the ones that kept their nose stuck in the air- it just wasn’t your thing, but your girl had begged you to go with her- you almost refused, till she hummed about free food and alcohol. And who was to judge you for drinking their good alcohol or eating the plentiful food they stacked in those kinda places?
Kylie had disappeared into the crowd, she had worn the shiniest dress, like glitter walking. You had worn a dark blue dress, a little comfier yet still snug in all the right places, donning a pair of glasses cause you knew it would keep men at bay.
Your phone buzzed and you glanced down as you leaned against the wall to keep you from tilting.
CK: how is the event?
Y/N: free food, free booze, what’s not to like?
CK: be back in Met soon?
Continue Reading
❤️🔥FUCK❤️🔥FUCK❤️🔥FUCK❤️🔥FUCK❤️🔥 <<that’s me saying I like it.
But what is Clark going to think? He’s caught feelings, whether he admitted it to himself or not.
And that last line 😏 you made me hot and left me grinning
This actually made the end of a crappy day so much better! Thank you sm!
I don’t know what Clark will do, it’s not like he checks up on her cause he doesn’t have feelings for her right?… nahhh, he wouldn’t do that, plus… he’s interested in Lois… I think… haha
I had to throw that last bit in there! It was a must!
Again, thank you.
And with their relationship being a matter of convenience, Clark won’t care at all that she ghosted him in the middle of a conversation. 😁
I’m glad I could make your day better since your story did the same for me! 😘
It’s interesting, to say the least, as that will be addressed in the new chapter. At least it will be touched on- cause they have no relationship. That was the deal and neither thinks of the other. Nope.
Sending you much❤️❤️
I have to have an Ao3 account to continue reading this. Now I have to wait for my account to be “made” me and 71630 other people.
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gorgeous header by the ever talented @ghostaholics
𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐂 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ;
˗ˏˋ miguel o'hara x female! reader ´ˎ˗
enemies to lovers. slow burn. angst
AO3 mirror⁀➷ main series – ONGOING
[ a dive into the polarising dynamic between a girl who can slip through matter and the man determined to catch her. ]
one. CAT AND MOUSE || two. PURSUIT || three. BITE || four. FREEFALL|| five. APOLLONIAN
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My contribution to this meme
Because I’m standing firm with this I decided to update it to be a little more specific since some people aren’t getting the hint.
Once a year this appears back on my timeline again like a child who moved out visiting their parent
(via bluedaddysgirl)
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How to Draw a Damn Fine Ass
Top Image, Row 5 & 6
Row 2: Drawing People by Barbara Bradley
Row 3
Row 4
Row 5
Bottom ImageI don’t even draw, I just like booty.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
“The wave” is my butt.
YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT’S A NORMAL THING OTHER PEOPLE ALSO HAVE?!
(via artichokebean)
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